I changed my tire completely alone.. I could totally win survivor
Its my greatest physical accomplishment
The more I sober up, the more sick I am/realize how weird dancing around a wine bottle was
I'd give my left nut to see you
don't do that. I like the set
so im goin to clemson & my drug dealers goin to penn state. this is the hardest breakup EVER.
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Why the fuck is BBQ sauce coming out of my shower head?
Does she know that uploading nude photos to photobucket and networking are two different things? You may want to ask.
He added me on Facebook. I'm pretty sure he got my name from the inside of the bra I had lost in the frat house.
I ended up with a bullet proof vest and I still don't know his last name.
I can't find my underwear or one of my shoes but he baked me cookies for breakfast.
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Nothing says walk of shame like leather pants in daylight
He was saying things like "cum for me like a good girl" and "put my entire python I like to call a dick in your mouth" .. Okay I might have changed that one a bit
I feel like I should have backed off when "I love you" came out on the third date. Now I'm in her bed wondering which door my shrine is behind. Fuck.
Holy shit, I just successfully took and sent a boob pic AT MY DESK I have conquered an entire new level of skill.
Doug the spinning teacher gave me chlyamdia
No dude 10 parakeets in your bedroom is 9 parakeets too many. Bring them back. Today!
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