did you know that the clit is basically just a tiny penis? Ya.. So just think about that next time you're down there.
Come with me and I'll find you a girl. What's your type?
Vagina
Where you are. You must stay where you are are
Where you are. You must stay where you are arewhere are youu
Where you are. You must stay where you 5eare wher are you!!
If that was your dad, he is hot
how ive managed to spend 100$ at an open bar is beyond me.
Penises. Everywhere.
You're. Welcome.
This is irresponsible on your part, leaving me alone in a bar.
Lab coat again saves the day - hiding embarrassing shart evidence...
Apparently I've told this bouncer I stalk him on Instagram 3 times. I should stop drinking. I only remeber saying it tonight. early sign of Alzheimer's
I was so fucked up last night that I peed on his FATHER'S BED and fell asleep there. and yes. his father was asleep in the bed
Holy shit I'm 26! That took an embarrassingly long time to figure it out, I need to keep buyin weed from this kid
I just want to sit in my tub, drugged out of my mind, and watch the green lantern cartoon while the world as we know it ceases to exist outside my bathroom door, Okay? Is that REALLY too much to ask?
Ok you had this coming you put a sponsored filter on a dick pic
All I know is that I got to have an orgasm yesterday during sex so nobody can put a damper on my day, NOBODYYYYYY
he just asked me that if he was a penguin and I was a penguin if I would fuck him
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