how do you say "fuck me and leave bruises" in italian?
She clogged the toilet and got it out with a seven eleven bag. I tried to tell her no but she was convinced that was the logical thing to do.
Shot gunning beers for breakfast. You better be ready for today.
I got stood up on a date. They are singing "dancing with myself" on karaoke in my honor.
I will cut you
Oddly enough thats the second time today someones said that to me
Put that in perspective
Lights are FLASHING. This just got REAL. CAPTALIZATION.
I have the WORST cramps EVER. I think this is gods way of saying 'you're welcome, last warning. stop being a slut.'
Head-banging is a very stupid way to injur yourself. But this opinion is also coming from somebody who can't walk right because they cut their asshole shaving last night, so it probably has little to no merit.
I'll call it a tollerance break and either will be celebrating my new job with a bowl or will be smoking my sadness away from not getting the job. Either way.
... and smoked a joint with my new landlord. I'm starting to like Germany.
I wonder what dick looks like without astigmatism?
Come on, will you just fuck him so we can watch Star Wars.
I love when my neighbors have passionate, loud sex to remind me that I'm not getting laid
There's nothing like when u really click with a stripper
By the way, you totally deserve "i got a job sex".
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