just wanted to thank u for shitting in my dads bidet last night. i had to manually scoop ur shit out of it. btw ur dumped.
I just farted for five sidewalk sections! New personal best.
I think youre just another guy trying to take advantage of a young naive innocent girl
you're not innocent... Once you have taken it in the turd cutter you can't label yourself innocent.
do you know how hard it is to pee with a pumpkin in the toilet ?
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She nearly killed the mood when she said "Don't cum on my spray tan"
I just opened a bottle of wine with a shoe and a tube of mascara. Get on my level
hiding in a bush to avoid a seven dollar cab ride. cabby got out a flashlight and looked for us for like an hour. help.
Well, he has like 3 girlfriends but I think I could be polygamist for that dick.
Think of this as an opportunity. Like Jesus just opened up his closet, and inside is an endless supply of huge, beautiful cock.
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I found him passed out against a dryer in the girls washroom, in front of an old woman was trying to figure out how to dry her hands.
It was like we had a conversation with our eyes.
Was it a good conversation?
It was an awkward, sexual conversation.
The amount of effort it's taking me to not shit my pants this morning is probably a sign to slow down the drinking
The quality of my porn watching experience has significantly declined. Thanks shattered iphone screen
You are cordially invited to the annual finals week stress relief drinking binge at our manor this evening
She just kept screaming and saying "fucking you is like fucking a mountain"
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