so I'm never txting u again after today...
y?
cuz i don't wanna see it on blogspot :)
ha...too late
He had one of those small greek statue penises
he just invited me over for the 3 p's...pepsi pizza and porn...I'm gonna marry him
His appology was" look at it this way, at least you'll give better head without those teeth.'
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i was about to rearrange the room but realized that this is the only efficient setup where we can have sex while the other one's asleep without them accidentally seeing.
Its like I instantly had a mental image of me in my mugshot.
i just kept saying he was red & i was blue and we couldnt become purple. I started crying at one point
Remember that time we got drunk tomorrow
i had a mental breakdown over a math asignment proposed to a glass of chocolate milk then burned my hands when i acidentally leaned on the stove i have the grill marks burned on my hands i can see them
its only been 20 minuts since i last saw you
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He peed off the roof and then we bonded it was beautiful
And thanks to you I'm pretty sure I'm banned from every qdoba in south carolina. And cab company
Driving home this morning in my minion costume makes me rethink the 0 tint on my windows.
Maybe because you rubbed my clit while we were making churros
I had to say goodbye to one of my fuck buddies last night. He's voting for Trump, we shouldn't be doing it anyways.
well at least you got laid last nighT. I woke up on a pile of laundry
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