it was like playing where's waldo with your underwear
she said she'd get any tattoo I wanted ... so she's getting a large crossword puzzle as a tramp stamp. I'm the Einstein of doggy style
no guy is ever going to take you seriously as a potential marriage prospect unless you learn to swallow
You know you had good weekend wheb we you hook up with three different girls and you don't feel no pain when u pee in the morning
Knitting and drinking wine. Forget my 21st birthday, might as well just skip to my 60th
Only I could do what I did last night and feel perfectly ok working around children the next day
She just looked down there and said "i breed horses. this is better than anything ive ever seen."
possibly one of my favorite moments was wiping it off your nose after you high fived a bouncer
Can we just talk about how the only thing I have on my camera from this weekend is a video of you putting your whole fist in your mouth hahahha
so evidently blowing a guy does not mean he will say hi to you when he sees you in class.. in case you're ever wondering
I am getting off work an hour early just to watch you drink. Never let it be said that I don't love you.
not being a booty call is very strange. Who knew there was so much time for activities at night!
Man, I miss taking bong rips in my room. Now they are bringing dogs around so all my stuff is hidden in random places up in the woods. I literaly have to hunt and gather just to get high.
like, there were so many other better not terrible choices you could have made, so i'm honestly baffled that you managed to fuck up that bad
I have bruises everywhere an I broke the lamp. So ya I'd considerate rough sex.
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