I'm more concerned as to why he has a playlist entitled Dem Club Beats.
All the walks of shame were condensed into the hour before parents started showing up. Move out day is so bittersweet
I heard a loud ass thump and then I saw both dogs coming around the corner.... Without him. I went to check out what happened and the dogs apparently pulled him down onto his face, knocking him out.
Before you say anything, my vagine does NOT discriminate against young dads
I woke up in an empty bathtub with the wrong brother
She called us while she was having sex to ask if we remembered to feed the cat
I dont understand how her boyfriend puts up with her weirdness
Sweet. Warning: i have been drinking at work since 4. Plan accordingly.
Do not tell me that that is not the face of a man who has sex with goats.
So apparently using the emergency exit of the bar as a bathroom is frowned upon in this establishment...
Can someone please explain where the fish in the mason jar came from when we were at a bar all night?
You told the bartender if he gave you one of the fish you'd go away
All I am going to say is this: I woke up with lots of bruises on my knees from running around on all fours being a 'dinosaur'. Either girls night in went terribly wrong or terribly right.
She walked out and announced that he was now part of our confused, incestuous, glorious eskimo family. I've never been more proud.
Campus is too small for this to keep happening
Spent the majority of my senior year drunk. Graduate of 2011, I think 2011. Probably.
Apparently we carried the stove upstairs. I Woke up with it in my room.
I still maintain we were not that drunk......
Dude, Dimensionally it doesn't even fit in that stairway! We might have to knock a wall out to get it back down!
There's wine in the fridge here. You could leave school and we could get day drunk.
That's my favorite drunk.
Randomize
