Moan for me like Helen Keller
You should probably just propose to him the old fashioned way: sleep with him and get pregnant.
Please make the clown in the corner stop judging me. I mean he's the one with paint on his face. I don't need him judge judying me.
Just watched a deer get gangbanged in my front yard by 5 bucks. Wtf animal kingdom
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I have a friend that keeps saying he wants to go bear hunting. Thought I would say just walk down church street at night. What intersection is it?
What happened to my face?
You kneed yourself in the eye during the Harlem Shake.
It was impressive.
I'm pretty stoned, and for a second I forgot that I'm not actually Barbie and I was getting excited about all the fun we were going to have on my jet.
Our apt smells like hot shit marinated in oregano and cumin. No more taco truck dinner, fuck face. The wall paper is peeling.
I sang Sweet Caroline with a homeless man and made him 25 bucks. Redbull vodka gives you wings!
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If my eyeballs could make a sound to describe how they feel they would just say uhhhhhhhhggggggghhhhhh.
A picture of a damn cupcake brought back 3 fuckboys
Well waking up naked, covered in Chex mix is not how I planned to start my Wednesday if that's what you're getting at.
I don't need romance, I need cheese sticks
If you can throw 105 mph it’s mandatory that you’re hung.
Tell her that we understand the angle wasn't the best on the first video and that we forgive her.
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