he was in the bathroom singing "will it floooaaat?? will it floooaaat?!" turns out that's a deal breaker for me.
'in an unhealthy relationship' should def be an fb option
So the dentist told me I couldn't suck on anything. She emphasized ANYthing.
You know there's only so much I can do with a great personality.
You said that about some fat chick sitting on the base of a lamp post and puking. Downright heroic.
I have grass duct taped all over my body
Only sluts go out in this weather carpe diem boys
So looks like I applied to adopt a dog last night. I'm completely ok with this
I just threw in a dip with a guy that superglued his fake tooth back in today. My life is complete.
Man, I want to make his penis a sandwich.
New fuck buddy and long time fuck buddy are carpooling home for thanksgiving. #10hrconvoaboutmyblowjobskills
I remember looking at his body and thinking wow you have a body sculpted by Jesus himself. Still not sure if I said that out loud or not
Update - might be back in your neighbor's good graces. She liked the framed photo I gave her of me on the tractor with my business out.
Is it a bad sign starting the new year off naked, wet, and alone?
Asking for a friend of course
Uhmmmm is there really any way to tactfully ask "you into me jerking you off with my feet... or nah" cause if you find one let me know 😂
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