isnt it sad that we can reminisce about our childhood but we cant remember shit we did last month
Just heard a guy on the phone saying " ya ill buy the eight ball " then came to my register to ask what asile the sugar substitute is on.
I watched her choke out a bouncer with the broken strap from her purse, I think shes the one.
Why is there blood and lettuce everywhere?
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I came so hard that my back seriously popped like 5 times.
I figured out plans for New Year's and by figuring out I mean I've got a sugar bowl of cocaine. Start at 10?
You should hear the lecture my mom just gave me about cooking pizzas when im drunk because "I could have died".
I picked a bad day to wear the catch me fuck me shoes.
Did someone catch you and fuck you?
I know you all think its cute to drop me off in a different state when I black out, but I can't wake up in family campgrounds asking where I am. These parents are scared.
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this is the first time in over a year I had a pregnancy scare and actually would have known who the father was. I guess this is what adulthood feels like.
Yet he continued to eat cereal out of the glove compartment in my car.
Come share oat with me in your robe
this party is nice, but i have to go home and cry over anime in order to fill my daily quota of suffering
I had sex upstairs in my parents house, and my mom texted me and said "those raccoons are out of control in the walls."
Omg I just woke up. In the hallway outside my room. I know you had something to do with this
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