Thanks for last night it was amazing as always
What are you talking about
You've got to be kidding me
this is like her 8th guy since december, is she wasn't frumpy people would call her a whore
some how when im high sleep beats hunger...its like how paper beats rock it doesnt make any fucking sense but it still happens
This girl just introduced herself as Queefer Sutherland. She's on a roller derby team. What. The. Fuck.
I can see why you broke up with her now... it was like having sex with a corpse.
hey did i steal that bike before or after the ball dropped, casue i might have broken my resolution already
I'm drunk on a monday night. Not a good start to finals week
Good idea. You gotta take care of your vagina. She takes care of you. Pay it forward.
I was high and he had on a gorilla suit. Of course I had to take a picture with him
Your a disgrace to smokers everywhere
We opted you as the sacrificial dick tonight. We need our patron cafe. Go make some moves.
Who gives a hand job to a 19 yr old one night then the next lets a 31 year old random man fly a plane to town and pick u up and take u to dinner?
Woke up naked on your sister's mattress lying next to a single slice of bread.
I'll get tired halfway through and end up passed out at a taco shack honestly
She asked what the dent on the hood of my car was from..i think she knows we had sex up there
i just wanted have a romantic star gaze moment with him. untill he let out a massive fart.
Randomize
