Mind blown. Apparently, it's PRErogative, not PERogative. I blame Bobby Brown.
so when I got there he was dressed as jesus in a recliner drinking whiskey out of the bottle watching spanish porn. Then kept shouting dont judge me or ill judge you. we didn't even go to a halloween party.
how bad would it be if i made his twitter my home page?
Your scrotum should have touched every square inch of that place by now. Start with the water fountain.
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I give you the lube, you make me the mac and cheese, that's a pretty fair deal I think.
it got awkward when the only couple not hooking up was just watching..
Im only slightly posetive that left over guacamole and wine are unacceptable for breakfast at 6.30 am
She just got out of the car and said "hold on purse.. It's going to be a bumpy ride"
Had sex with him again...yikes. and the whole time he kept saying "i wish we could do this forever." Forever lasted about 45 seconds
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Did you seriously just hashtag my sex life as #yolo2013?
nope. just stoned. wishing i had a golf cart.
You fell out of the chair and then lifted your foot saying, "If my foot could give you the middle finger it would."
there's an entire drinking game devoted to nobody liking her face
NO FUCKING RANDOMS IN AN ALLEY
Dude, what the hell where you thinking last night
Welllllll basically they were like "challenge" and I was like "accepted"
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