I just found out the guys at work had a bet as to who could sleep with me before i move away.
Who won?
All of them.
There needs to be a term for a female version of a rusty trombone
I don't know if you realize how depressing it is to get your card denied....when you're only spending $4.
Because of no shave november, it's no boys december... pay back
Agreed. Everyone should experience a blackout before 3pm in their lifetime.
If i come home from court on friday.. i'm definitely doing something illegal.
Actions speak louder than pants.
Judging by her face, I'd say she's at least dabbled with meth...
I think rescheduling my finals around when Im going to be hungover is responsible
I'm offering you baseball tickets and my vagina, isn't that enough?
I'm sitting here bra-less eating jalepeno candied bacon. You know you want this.
Coming.
We turned a wake into a bar crawl.
She asked how comfortable I was with her while we were in the shower. She then proceeded to pee in said shower.
If by fun you mean, did I meet her cousin for the.first time and bang him, then yes it was a productive evening.
I wrote life affirmations on my notes to repeat and read several times a day so I become a better person, see the time on the toilet has been constructive
Randomize
