Do you know that poor pathetic girl that we should be friends with
i just uploaded three hundred pictures and you had your shirt off in two hundred and ninety of them
the remaining ten - you weren't in
definition of desperate: He gave me his SC drivers license so i wouldn't forget to facebook him.
what did gay clubs do before lady gaga
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Please tell me joes at work safe and sound and doesn't smell like jail?
Hey..um, you dont know me, but I just found your purse in a bush at the end of my street this morning
My head is pounding and I need an ice pack for my vag. Successful friendsgiving!
It's a strange mix of shame and pride every time I pee at the bar and still see my lipstick on the bathroom wall...
I got so drunk at the hockey game I bought everyone behind me in concession line a funnel cake.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Just heard a girl ask "Wait you're not my boyfriend?!" to a guy wearing the Mickey to her Minnie Mouse on my way home. Made me feel better about myself.
He sent me a pic stitch collage of all the tit pics I had sexted him this month. It was so sweet!
Well... I got her number now... I think she is a dish best served drunk
Um that's okay I got up on the table at IHOP and terrorized the entire restaurant for a phone charger after I stole the whip cream from the kitchen and started eating it out the can
This sucks! All of the twenty something dick I was getting went home when the university closed
Best single mom victory - getting eaten out in my dodge caravan in the hospital parkade at midnight.Three words: screaming multiple orgasms.
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