Do you think this abandoned cigarette has herpes? cuz I'm tempted.
you made pancakes with beer, you said they were good. then you threw up 15 minutes later
Just transferred the sun chips from that obnoxious Eco-friendly bag into a zip lock. Fuck the environment, that bag is loud.
he passed out on the stove with a cup in his hand. yes the pictures are hilarious
is it bad i banged a 25yr kindergarten teacher last night?
No thats like a top 10
Remind me again why a vodka watermelon can't be a thanksgiving dish
Woke up in my underwear and Christmas sweater. Only. Eggnog has won the battle but not the war.
ASS. GYMANSTICS. OLYMPICS. NOW!!!
Dude, you spit in your shirt pocket saying "I'm saving it for later" then dove head first into the pyramid of beer cans we set up.
At a bar across from the city police station. I PROMISE I will do something great.
That's true because who the fuck doesn't love Harry Potter and beer
I made the last cup in beer pong off the dude's hat. I also faintly remember rapping Forever by Drake during said game.
Dude i'm still drunk and i'm feeding a raccoon cereal from my bedroom window
Overall a good night - broke my toe giving that cop a blowjob though...so there's that...
Man, it's really obvious that I was either handcuffed or tied up last night. Either way, not something you'd want coworkers knowing.
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