i think the fact that he graduated high school the year i graduated elementary school is sexy.
you kept eating the heads off the gummy bears and screaming 'euthanized!'
She said i saw her in the study room, waved, disappeared, came back with a coke from god knows where, and slurred "i have a drinking problem but i ate grits"
His kisses tasted like beef jerky and captain morgan. I'm pretty sure I came before he even took my clothes off.
well, duh, but it's like you don't even want to see me masturbate with a wine bottle.
You picked up her frozen vom puddle and threw it like a frisbee.
I'd rather take 10 virginities than catch something. Right now I should be good, I mean the sex with Jake was so bad he can't possibly have an std
its before 9am and ive already had to dip my dick and balls in a glass of milk. probably isnt a good sign for how today is going to go.
He must have found my secret supply of blow and took a bump before we left the house. Rude.
He could of at least asked
At least they play good movies in the waiting room of the pregnancy resource center.
of fours songebofy did dknt stop believing
how legible are my texts
I decided to do drugs in front of her because if anyone can handle the truth it's a ghost
his mom fetish really needs to stop. this is literally the 5th time i've come home from work and there's been some random skank and her kids in the living room.
did one of the kids use their poo like a crayon on the wall this time?
So I heard her yell at him and I went downstairs to find he had lit up each one of my smokes and taken just one drag off each and had em lined up on the table. She says he "experiments" when on Ambien.
Idk what's happening right now but im wearing a tutu and pissed as fuck.
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