Right on... I dropped my chapstick
I blacked out
So I decided to start saving money for my abortion in a tomato sauce jar because it says ‘Prego.’ I know I thought it was fucking genius!
How do I tell if what I'm covered in is pee or cum?
And we hooked up in the carwash. I told you our creative juices were flowing today.
Retelling stories from our semester makes me realize we need to get tested for herpes.
He took me by the hand and ordered me to make him vodka soup.. I think I like him?
I swear to god, allah, buddah and motherfucking oprah winfrey... if I have to stay here any longer because you are holding us up I will choke you out.
Having a man strip on demand was an awesome way to start birthday. What more could a girl ask for? U the best!
My bra is still on the porch...I'm leaving it as a reminder to get my shit together.
You know what? The sex was so bad that I don't even care that I gave him strep.
I love that there are toys on the counter. Coffee, tea, wine bottles, gag ball, and handcuffs.
My kitchen gets me.
Just masturbating and watching Sports Center...is this what it's like to be a guy?!
sex on a trampoline, in the rain, on ecstasy, just thought you should know.
Is it weird that I'm smoking a cig on my back patio in a sports bra and underwear?
I peed in my closet, which at the time looked like a sparkly bathroom...
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