is it too early in the day to continue our conversation about penis shapes?
U shoulda just taken her to a stall and banged her and let me watch the game. Some friend u r.
Ever have a day where u just waNna wake up get a blow job eat food and chill I just want today to be that day
Things I can say. There is a photo of me pouring whipped cream into a midgets mouth.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I was tripping so hard I was disappointed when I pulled back the shower curtain and shrek wasn't standing there
I just yelled at my mom for getting me circumcised without my permission. That drunk
lets start a news segment called WHY IS LEOS CROTCH BURNING TODAY
YOU CAN'T JUST ADD EVERYONE WHO ENTERS MY VAGINA ON FACEBOOK WTF
Not sure if buying Twisted Teas for the alcoholics posted up outside the gas station counts as paying it forward but I am optimistic.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Would you be so kind as to inform your husband that my truck is forever cursed by mashed potatoes and it's his fault.
We are no longer allowed to make spur of the moment decisions about our love lives
ABSOLUTELY NOT
You gotta come over now. He is eating cupcakes while they are still in the foil.
I must stop trying to make out with my friends when I'm hammered.
We had sex on a couch that was held together by Velcro. Want to know an unsexy sound? Velcro ripping apart under your bare ass.
I'll be naked. By 11. Then arrested. Drunk tank adventures
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