I heard Topanga got a DUI. I need that mugshot asap.
so i completely puked my brains out. a lot. he held me up so i could brush my teeth. then we proceeded to hook up for the next four hours.
he's a keeper
At a bar where three women in denim shorts are debating techniques and skillsets for wrangling goats. You stay classy Delaware.
i wanted to go smoke pot, so i told my mom i was getting tutored. she asked what time i would be back, i told her learning doesn't have a curfew
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We just described beer as "big boy apple juice" to his 2 year old.
so he tried marking my clit with a sharpie so he could "find it again next time".
dude, it should not be this hard to find a bottomless mimosa on a friday morning
this must be what syphilis tastes like
this just proves how much faith i have in "us".. what should we be for halloween..?
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I thi k this dude I fcken showed up to the bar in a raisins shirts. I thought I was better than that. Fuckkkk.
I miss forts and drugs that made me believe in unicorns...
Sitting in my car feasting on the spoils of Taco Bell as Donna Lewis croons "I love you, always forever." A more perfect moment will never exist.
he came during what was supposed to be the foreplay blowjob. there goes my evening.
She came out of the bathroom listening to her iPod and crying. Then she started scream 'she will be loved'. She seems to be handling the break up well lol
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