Bea Arthur died! :(
What?
Big bird passed.
I just want to hang out with her.
You're a liar. Why do I have to give you reasons you can't have sex with my mom? I hate you.
I miss him.. What the hell did I get myself in to? I guess it will get better with time.
No. Just liquor. Time's no good.
the fact that my dorm room overlooks a children's daycare is enough initiative for me to have safe sex.
He's eating a cream cheese sandwich. He's obviously distressed.
Blacked out, Had to be carried out of the bar again by two large black bouncers. Asked them to be my "boo thangz" Again.
and it seems i've caught your masturbating bug. thanks.
She can't meet us until 830...there's no hope for our sobriety at that hour
You just kept yelling and saying, "IM NOT GOING TO STOP YELLING UNTIL YOU TAKE THAT SHOT"
woke up and somehow me leather belt got torn in half. either we partied with the hulk or some chick just could not wait to see my dick. probably the former tho
nobody was home so I boiled the dildo
I come into the house and he's fucking doing karaoke by himself... Lady gaga
You talk the same way I hallucinate.
Have you ever gotten such awesome underwear you wish you didnt have to wear pants?
Straight boys are literally imbeciles. If Darwinism doesn’t get them female rage will.
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