We're pre-gaming then going to chuck e cheese's.
If you're joking I'm going to be sad
she said it was ok for her to take her top off in the hot tub but she didn't take off her bottoms because that would be slutty
They're donating plasma together for extra money. Couple of the fucking century.
Sarah Palin is going to have a show on the discovery channel...Can I get a moment of silence for knowledge?
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it makes it look bigger when i shave, i hope its not the same for a girl
why is my clorox wipe dispenser full of tortillas?
She said she wanted to have closure sex.
Just saw my bank statement. It literally goes liquor store pizza place liquor store pizza place bar bar bar liquor store pizza place 711 for snacks withdrawl for drugs rinse and repeat
Until she magically finds a brain, I'm going to be a dick. Fair trade. She's a idiot, I'm an ass.
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The only thing keeping me calm right now is pretending to chop off everyone's heads when using the paper cutter
I'm wearing too many socks to be ok with this.
People have been asking me if I'm going to the reunion lately. It occurs to me that everyone wants me there to feel that much better about themselves.
I think I'm crying more because after all these years he never learned to spell you or use a comma properly from me
The guy behind me is talking about how his life goal is to use his knowledge of mathematics to make the world a better place. My only life goal right now is getting through this lecture without throwing up in my lap.
You're now part of the minority of friends who haven't seen my boobs.
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