Don't bone anyone, just think of ur vibrator lol
HHaaaaaaaaa mmmmn vibrator
is it wrong to smoke out middle schoolers?
yes...dear jesus what did you do?
bwahaha. ask your little brother in about 20 minutes. im dropping him off.
I really need to stop carrying a flask around with me in my backpack at school..
Aren't you in 8th grade?
9th, but that's not the point.
so id say it was a successful trip...i only got hit on by one cousin...
By round 4 of the Dead End shots, I thought my jaw was dislocated ... Best invention EVER.
let's remember the whole point of NYE: to drink antisocial amounts of antisocial drinks, become incoherent, ruin a carpet, talk to a tree, wake up with head sellotaped to toilet. The where/how is superfluous, my vote goes to a cupboard and a bottle of jaeger Questions?
Her fortune said that she will soon be free. She's taking her bra off at the table.
Do you have paint?
Paint? I wish
OMG WHAT ARE YOU DOING
We got a kitchen table so we would eat together more. So far we've played drunken monopoly and had sex on it.
Well I'll be shitfaced all day the 4th in honor of this great nation... but I'm down for drunken camping/nature fucking on the 5th
I've now spilled wine and got poptarts all over my cast. So much for my doc taking me seriously...
Know we haven't talked but having an orgy party on the 20th if you're interested. If not, disregard this text.
Who is this?
Sex and compliments. The way to my heart
If one more person says Merry Christmas to me I’m going to take a pen out of my pocketbook and stab them in the eye
I did put on a shirt to start the night, right?
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