It usually only happens when Im really excited. Normally not that fast. You still enjoy it?
you started crying about dinosaurs being extinct
that's why i woke up holding that dina girls hand
she's a dina-saur
that's what penises do
they tell lies.
You asked me to be the big spoon, when you passed out on the stairs
And then you'll find yourself a hot chick and leave me behind with nothing but my back fat to keep me company.
She's trying to put on her dog muzzle on her self
Know what I do when I'm in that mood? Whenever anyone talks to me I just hiss like a cat. They go away.
Thank god he came over. I had to have some good sex to makeup for all the bad sex I've been having.
My nerves will need dicks later so.. I'll call you
He called out my ex's name during sex.
Alex is a pretty common unisex name.
It was the same Alex. I asked.
It's like I'm tryna ride my horse through dennis quaid’s vineyard
That's a sexy sentence
Also epiphany: I gotta quit fucking with dudes that have never seen Harry Potter. They all turn out to be shitheads who probably eat honeydew.
Nobody cheats on THIS.
she squeaked mid orgaism. I laughed she cried
She said if you lived here it would be like the x rated version of 3's company
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