i feel like i want to date him just so i could be besties with his penis
I plan on offering nudes to any guy that wants to give me notes from the past five weeks of class
There are not enough shots in the world for this. We walked in and they shouted "the pilgrims are here!" And then someone handed me a turkey leg the size of my arm.
All I remember is doing a naked tuck and roll of your bed.
I feel like I've been drunk all of June. And I am in NO WAY ashamed about it.
I found the hair cut I want on the girl in the porno I'm watching. now really sure how to show my stylist.
i refuse to be around anyone not wearing a sombrero...its cinco de mayo
I realized last night, I never talk dirty in German during sex. How much wasted potential is that?
I can HEAR him staring at your boobs.
Don't forget the part about the bar bathroom stumbles.
Oh damn, you're right. I have to include that. You turned off all the lights with your head. That was impressive.
i still can't believe he got laid by going to the bar and handing out "cuddle buddy" application forms
I'll miss you, too. On the bright side, a night away from one another might give me a chance to recup seminal fluids.
Riding your boyfriend's dick for an hour then waitressing for 8 hours. Would not recommend.
Already doing pt exercises by picking my margarita up off the night stand. Fuck yeah.
may or may not have entered into a gay civil rights discussion with 6 year olds. Hint: I did.
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