Fuck?...well quicky, i have to study...unless you can read my book while i bang you, then it can last four chapters
I can be that talented
Dood you jacked it to warcraft. you can't come back from something like that
Microwave minutes are longer than normal minutes.
there were more penises there than on chat roulette
That just sounds like a recipe for sex in my backyard. Yes.
His search history includes homemade sex toys and a plunger. I'm scared about what goes on in their place.
Wake up. We're going shopping for booze and samurai swords.
I'd rather not be labeled as that girl who came over, drank a bunch of their alcohol, woke up the 5 year old, broke shit and left
You should hear the lecture my mom just gave me about cooking pizzas when im drunk because "I could have died".
I can't wait for you to tell me about your sex.
It's a short, short story.
The quality of my porn watching experience has significantly declined. Thanks shattered iphone screen
Is it a bad sign starting the new year off naked, wet, and alone?
Asking for a friend of course
The magnum condom fits. I feel like a manly version of cinderella
How's the party?
I'm watching two people get flogged. Sothere's that.
How high are you rn
Well I just ate a cheesecake straight from the box with a fork and now I’m laying upside down in a recliner chair seeing if I can Uber eats Doritos
So not that high
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