u know ur drinking tonight lol i dont know why you try to deny it
but i dont wanna get emotional and drunk text
then give me ur phone
NEVER!!
girl has like over 50 stars tattooed on her front, side and back. feels like i just fucked the universe.
no i did not stop my best friend from eating out my sister...bros before hoes
So I've officially decided that I AM that drunken mistake that girls hate themselves for in the morning.
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wait do you know what youre gonna say if they ask how youre getting back?
yes. helicopter.
i have one question about last night
if this is about your fridge being filled with hotdogs, sour cream, and PB&J open-faced sandwiches, i can explain
This is the first time I have ever hoped it's poison ivy on my cock
The bank teller laughed at me....I'm apparently that fucking hungover looking
All I wanted was my $85. Judgement free. But nooooo
By the way, I got bored last night and just started putting my balls on every object in your room. One at a time.
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yeah people on the adjacent balcony, Im naked drinking outside in 0 degree weather at 1pm. got a problem?
Thank you for calling me on to a higher level of debauchery. fuck anyone who says we aren't good for each other
brushed my teeth nine times since getting home, still afraid there are pubes hiding in between my molars. fucking gummy bears
Halfway through the night I was hiding in a trashcan. Then I "sobered" up and ran around the house throwing change because I wanted to make my last moments of 2013 charitable.
How's everyone else's ass tattoo today?
You know more about his cock specs than his childhood. Proud of you
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