Lol speaking of weird...he just sent me a naked pic of himself that said "meow" at the bottom.
he wouldnt have sex with me because his guild had a misson on world of warcraft.
What'd you guys eat?
Literally everything that was frozen.
I'll just wear something slutty to the liquor store and hope for the best
that's your solution for everything
Also, I had a dream I had a ray gun and woke up holding my dick.
we should drop off a car at the police station before going out tonight so we can drive home in the morning
I'm being responsible and going as a gay, slutty Mormon missionary. It's responsible because I'll have a bike helmet on for when I fall over because I'm too shitfaced to stand upright. It's safer than Count Fagula. I just need to come up with a line equal or greater than "Blaaaa I want to suck your dick"
So for future reference.... it's a little unnerving when I can't get hold of you, and the last communication we had was, "Oh fuck... It's tequila"
We watched Jurassic Park and they made me drink every time they saw or named a dinosaur. Do you know how many dinosaurs live in Jurassic Park? Lots.
yeah well, its not like my astrogynecology class is teaching me what i need to know
im almost 90% sure there is no such thing as astrogynecology.
He woke me up because I was snoring and went for a second round. First time I'm happy that I snore
I should not be allowed to reproduce. The world doesn't need my sarcastic asshole demon spawn in child form
Today is get drunk without showing anyone my penis day
Is it a bad sign starting the new year off naked, wet, and alone?
Asking for a friend of course
And somehow i feel like your expectations will turn out to be illegal in some way.
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