do you think it i'm gay because i was in a 3 way lastnight?
well not if you dont touch the other dude and concentrate on the chic
what chic?
I thidmdmk you'gre a special person
Turn sideways at McDonald's = actual directions to a winery
I have before 2 am pics and after 2am pics, which do you want to see first?
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She volunteers at a homeless shelter. You volunteered to drink 7 day expired milk for $3. No chance. Give up.
it tasted disgusting. but i pretty much drank it in the name of science, and free alcohol
Soooo, if his status went from married to single and he deleted all the pictures of his kids does that mean he's up for dibbs?
Remember when we made you finish your beer after you puked into your glass?
i hate being the asshole.
Hillary is trying to make pickle pops with vodka and sell them to kids at the ball park.
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I walked outside an you were laying down talking to a star about your life. That's when I took the bottle of jack away...
An we can hold bottles of vodka in our hands singing yo ho a pirates life for me
That's the fall semester you first snorted drugs off my ass I think
Don't I can pass these orgasm blushes off as sunburn for much longer...
He's actually really cute and seems like a good guy. And given that he likes lots of drugs, he could come in handy.
whoevers yellow car is in your driveway right now... i plan to steal. just an FYI
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