After she swallowed she let out a hurge burp. No BS. I'm the cock of the walk.
I think you have the wrong number. But at any rate, respect.
she then came into the room and yelled I'M GOING TO BE A COCK BLOCK for 5 minutes
MTV running anti-sexting commercials is a slap in the face to everything our generation has accomplished.
My complete lack of self respect has really improved my blow job technique
I wonder if I could sublet my bathtub to anyone.
I have a king size bed, I guarantee multiple orgasms, and I'll give you a ride home in the morning. Respond quickly.
I'm in a hotel full of Marines. I'm leaving here pregnant.
And then we made hashbrowns with vodka and queso.
Emergency nipple ring removal:vodka, tweezers, and vodka. Can you bring me a band-aid?
The gas station was closed so we found old PBR and played Edward Nalgene Hands instead
It will be like a scavenger hunt.. only we're looking for places to have sex.
Don't need my thirties to be known as the decade of "new types of shits from drinking" like last night.
Puked in the trash can. Took a bite of someone's breadstick and kept dancing and drinking
Can you send me the picture of me licking the cows udders?
you can't just call dibs on my vagina bro.
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