oh. my. god. the guy i hooked up with last night is currently wearing a dress.
My recently uploaded pictures to facebook: Me partying on Beale St. with a single girl on each arm. Ex's recently upload pictures: Several pictures of cats. I win.
i really did not know you could catch crabs from a sofa until now
Seriously, stop peeing all over the toilet seat. It looks like movie theatre butter.
just saw a girl with a lower back tattoo of the boondock saints prayer.. i will marry her
there was a party in your bed and you weren't invited... change your sheets
You kept screaming "Its taco night!" before every shot
You threw up on yourself, then proceeded to tell us "to not make a mess in your car"
If people don't want my drunken phone call then TAKE YOUR FUCKING NUMER OFF OF FACEBOOK, like it's just that easy...
I think he just made me trade sex for my cat.
Freshman Move In Day, its like Christmas in August.
Dude, how the hell did you become an RA?
He followed me on twitter after I posted a drunk screen shot of a tweet. It's like he gave me permission to stalk him on a whole different level.
the only good thing about going home with him was that he was prettier than me.
Naw but when she was in the bathroom I threw the condom out the window and I'm pretty sure it hit some girl
I've slapped too many boys and done too many naked laps for it only to be 10:30pm
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