Shes from jersey what did you expect her to say when you asked her if she did coke? Its like asking some1 from a third world country if they are hungry
I'm so hungover i just sang the alphabet to see if "Z" comes after "W"
should we take a power nap before our cocaine gets here?
Should I give the penis ring toss game to good will or garbage
You were yelling at the bowl of salad and telling it to quit taunting you and telling you to go to tacobell
I feel like his penis would have a weird haircut because he does.
He burnt his arm on the grill, then turned around and started blaming it on the burger buns...I think it's safe to say he's drunk.
I rolled joints beforehand. Lit a candle. Ghetto rigged taping the 40's on my hands and then lit the joint using the flame of the candle.
I'm so proud of your modern ingenuity
Well I'm in the bathtub smoking a bowl and eating doritos and frosting so I might not be the one to advise you on this shit but I'll try.
Naw. I'm tired and I'd have to shave my legs. I doubt the sex or the company would be worth it.
It's amazing
I want to run hundreds of miles and do a whole semesters worth of homework while flying on a unicorn and throwing endless glitter bombs
It figures that the only time one of my videos on Snapchat gets replayed is a video of my Hedonism Bot impression and NOT my nudes
I swear, I make more use of my creative writing major with sexting than I do with anything else
They're giving you narcotics aren't they?
If I offered to share would you come visit me?
Sorry I threw up all over your Lyft.
It's ok I woke up next to a dumpster.
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