If you think im a hippy you should see these girls. They would scissor mother nature if they had the chance.
all I remember was being half naked drinking water on my hands and knees from her dogs water bowl.
just got a girls number while on a 5 am adderall cig break this is college at its finest
successfully started a charcoal grill with 2 shots of everclear and some aluminum foil. i never wanna leave here
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So, i took all the condoms from his nightstand, not in the crazy ex way, but in the I paid for them way.
I found a big gulp cup full of vomit in my freezer, are you behind this?
i gave her a can of corn and told her the cabs are accepting non perishable food items over the holidays. blatant lie and she lives like $40 away
He just showed me a video of his erect penis moving to the beet of the music when he was high, I think I'm in love.
The assistant vp has a bottle of wine on his desk & I have a feeling my boobs will be making an appearance today.
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WE SHOULD FUCK TWO GUYS THAT LIVE TOGETHER
THAT WOULD BE SO CONVENIENT WE COULD CARPOOL
Gonna be hard to top last New Year's Eve when the guy I blew came at midnight
I'm standing up, for my all my brothers and sisters, and fighting against whiskey dick.
Do they still have sex clubs in San Francisco? Because that'd be an interesting way to spend Easter.
So my balls are accidently making an appearance on snapchat
I’ll call you in a minute. Trying to book an AirBnB so I can finally bang the yummy guy from yoga
Your downward dog is going to rock his cock. I’m jealous
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