Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
nothing this campus sells is worth it. not even sex.
i woke up today to a handjob from this really fat girl that keeps calling me michael phelps
Soooo my gf got the droid and doesn't have BBM anymore, I think its over for her
you are the sluttiest virgin ive ever met
thanks it was an honor just to be nominated
So I told her I dislocated my shoulder and she said "well okay. I can either be on top or blow you."
Decisions, decisions.
I think u should go home and go to bed. If u get arrested in the Ohio river u go to jail in Kentucky. Nobody wants to go to jail in KY.
Found your glasses drenched in ketchup on my driveway this morning
We aren't really supposed to respect our bodies til our mid twenties.
He wore nothing but a Speedo and a tie to the party. It was great. Everyone was looking at him like "this kid's the best"
I was woke up by the fucking Star Spangled Banner this morning. I sat up in bed and put my hand over my naked heart. I was so confused
I`m watching Shallow Hal & Jack Black has better nipples than Jimmy's chick.
It's like he drunk calls 6 times for me to come over, but can't say hello at lunch.
Recliner chair sex has moments of worry....just don't.
As much as I hate to admit it, some day ill need a man because I can't open jars myself and you can't 69 a dildo
Like I don't even know how to respond to this?
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