no, he's only a walking dick if he mans up. right about now he's just a walking transgender.
I'm at the bass pro shop. They have a river full of trout and turtles, a shooting range, a full bar, and the patriots cheerleaders are here. I now understand why people are rednecks. I may never leave
turkey basters and jungle juice, is that really the whole shopping list for new year's?
I just canoed to the bar. I am a skilled drunk paddler.
She wants to practice her harmonica skills on my penis
Remind me not to get naked underneath a tree I'm allergic to again.
Once again I am on the toilet and refuse to get up
What a great time to reflect on life
No it was good. I serenaded the holding cell occupants with a fabulous rendition of Making Love out of Nothing at all. It was fucking amazing!
"I'm looking more at his dick bulge." Never thought I'd hear those words come out of my boyfriend's mouth.
Remind me to tell you how I've been deaf since Sunday at 1245
I'm experimenting with sincerity
If you ever "miss" working, I'm going to fist you with my hulk hands. BOTH of them.
Well let me fuck you while I make potatoes. It's every girls dream
Am I getting cock blocked by karaoke? That's a first.
This conversation went from me banging other women's husbands to learning about baked goods. If that isn't personal growth I don't know what is.
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