So someone put the baby mannequins in sex positions
tod's in jail
he was afraid of holiday checkpoints so we let him ride my mom's tandem bike home. by himself. at 4 am.
they need to just BURY HIM!
So apparently vaginal secretions are not covered under water damage insurance for my cell phone
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The ratio was 19 to 1 and the 1 was lauren so it didn't even count.
and then she judged me for using my bra as a potholder. hard times my friend, welcome to college.
These bathrooms are miraculous. I'd love to have sex in here. Wow. I've peed 5 times.
Sunshine is the equivalent of sprinkling whore pellets on campus.
Swear to god our friendship has its limits. Stop peeing on the fucking refrigerator.
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he attacked my vagina with the force of a thousand suns
It's tough not drinking when the bartender adds rum to your coke without telling you, and doesn't charge you
PUB CRAWL IS THE WEEK I COME BACK FROM NOLA OMG OMG OMG. Has it been a year already since I tried to make out with you and you let a bar tender take a shot out of your cleavage? Time flies.
Everyone called me "Barf Vader".. And I lost your lightsaber.
I threw up in a flower pot outside the bar last night and have a date tonight....I think I missed something
Finals week game: One shot for every psychological trauma I've been through that I have to explain in detail. Man I hate my major sometimes.