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• (423): View more from Tennessee

  he wouldnt have sex with me because his guild had a misson on world of warcraft.

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• (703): View more from Virginia

  okay, prove you're not drunk to me. write 5 true sentences about me with correct grammar.

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  I am sober. Because I don't drunk. It is bad. People die. I like Domenico because o he bag women what up?

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• (252): View more from North Carolina

  Can you bring me a pair of sunglasses to the bathroom please... Don't judge me.

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• (716): View more from New York

  whatever a "slut portfolio" is, mine is apparently almost complete

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• (630): View more from Illinois

  But I love Penises too much to give up on them. My phone capitalized Penises. It's like it knows I respect them

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• (360): View more from Washington

  He made me a "booty call of the year" award.

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• (605): View more from South Dakota

  We have been pregaming the shutdown of the government since Tuesday. Send help, and some more liquor.

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• (228): View more from Mississippi

  He is eating chips off the floor in the emergency room..

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• (516): View more from New York

  You'd think somebody who rolls blunts like jesus himself could roll a god damn burrito

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• (334): View more from Alabama

  She frightens me and turns me on at the same time. She's a keeper

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  Restraining order pending?

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• (603): View more from New Hampshire

  And then my hands went numb and no one believed me so I started putting peoples cigarettes out on them. Shitty idea i'll tell you that much

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• (916): View more from California

  What's the place called?

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  I searched "county" on google, but....there's a lot of results

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• (917): View more from New York City

  don't judge my taste in strippers

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• (408): View more from California

  That's why god made go-pro's and tequila

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• (970): View more from Colorado

  Wait are we really having an orgy on Tuesday?

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