i dont need a football game to get drunk and yell at my tv
Is drinking merlot and watching womens figure skating by myself gay?
I've never watched DWTS before, but this show's got Pamela Anderson, Erin Andrews and Brooke Burke: 3 of my top 10 all time most masturbated to women.
the way i see it him paying 500 bucks for my fake abortion is karma's way of punishing him for cheating on his wife
I'm listening to bach and watching porn,is that a sign of depression?
Quite the contrary. Sophistication.
Would it help you get over me if I told you that I had unprotected sex last night?
her body is proportioned like a family guy character
Sometimes I look at the people in school that are obviously very diligent and on top of their studies, and then I wonder why they don't smoke weed.
Believe it or not I'm actually not the only person sitting in the back of the train covered in glitter and drinking whiskey out of an arizona iced tea can. Small world.
I still count it as showing your tits. Even though the wall was the only one who saw anything. Your boyfriend was pissed.
I just spent a solid 3 minutes trying to figure out how to send a smell through my phone
who sends a dick pic at 3 am on a sunday honestly
seriously. and now it'll take him hours to clean up the glitter
There's weed in my toothpaste. Explain.
It's like an adderall Houdini. Right when you think you have a deal he disappears
It involves me, my best friend, and a stripper and her mother.
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