I thought at least he would want to exchange numbers after he tried to put it in my bum
The streak lives on, still havent been to Towson without throwing up
You decided to make a porno with gummy bears and things went downhill from there.
No gym. Sooooo hung over. Just puked up the water I drank and it still has ice cubes in it.
It didn't get weird until she took off her underwear, looked down, and said "fill her up!"
Home, forcing the cats to make out. Someone should get some.
Nah I'm perfectly content solely banging the married bartender once a week.
That's practically a relationship for you
If anyone could figure out how to pee on someone's soul, it would be you.
You always know what to say to make me feel better.
Back. Waiting on Thong the shuttle bus driver. THONG
Wanna know what sucks. Banging the bosses daughter at work and having the boss walk in while you are fucking on his desk. Good day though. Made 6 sales
Spending the night with him made me realize that stupid people both irritate and fascinate me, so I'd say it equaled itself out.
So I justmade it back home and was greeted to a squirrel in my dorm... Last time I let my friends rent it out for a party.
Our faces when the strip club was closed looked like the grinch just stole Christmas ☹️
oh dont worry mom i am not sick my cough is from a recent increase in recreational drug use
that will happen
CTFD. There’s plenty of dick in the sea! This is Vegas, we import dick. \nWorst case scenario we get a rental penis
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