yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
you might want to delete the history when you're done using the computer at work. did you ever find out what the white balls in your throat were?
I've decided to sign up for a porn membership, but it's 10:30 and I'm going to wait an hour an a half because I don't want to waste a whole day of my month long membership. Fuck this economy.
Listen, what he fails to understand is that the Olive Garden does not equal pussy.
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i had the all of mcdonalds chanting USA as he motorboated you
He ran headfirst into the atm. Thenasmed us what our spirit animals were...he said his was either a dolphin or a cabbage
On my way back to his place to see his "art". Why am I sure this is going to be nothing more than his dick in a box?
His response today determines what state my vagina will be in this weekend.
I may have to marry her. She is smarter than me and has a six figure job and doesn't want to have kids. All I have to be is a trophy husband.
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Less than a month to go... I do not understand how I was able to put up with a roommate who wears bright green Crocs for a year.
So they found him after the wedding still dressed up in his feather boa and top hat passed out in a bush...
I know but at least you've never been asked to have sex dressed up like Catwoman
Don't judge me 👊🏼 his dick just whispers my name
Come eat Chinese buffet and watch us trip on acid. It'll be fun.
I blacked out and when I woke up and looked at the counter.. there was a full cake upside down. I dont even understand ...
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