Nothing says "I love you" like a full raw dog.
New pre-game routine....wal-mart bathrooms...quality beers for free...hallelujah
his penis was crooked so i rode him at an angle. he seemed used to this.
ever had your bank call you to verify the 4 seperate bar transactions from the night before? I have
Ok that kid was ether gay or 12 with a beard.
You're making her cookies in enchange for knitting lessons. You will die a virgin.
Hahaha my philosophy professor just opened class with "I had a shitty weekend and I was at the bar until 815 this morning. So bear with me".
I just can't even fathom the crazy and I work at a mental hospital.
I can feel your movements against the shared wall we are leaning up against. It makes me feel as though we are one. Queue Pocahontas song...
I think you should just bang him and get it out of your system.
That's what you say about everyone.
His exact words were "Can I meet your vagina?" I kept wondering if he was going to try to shake hands with it...
I feel very compelled to cut off the person's ears that is sitting in front of me
Just woke up in my fuck buddies bed with, from the looks of her ass and side boob, a girl that is not my fuck buddy. This should be interesting
After I was kicked out of the last frat I blacked out, woke up in the hospital with no clothes no phone and no idea what happened last night. But i got hospital socks, thats a win in my book.
JUST BECAUSE I ANSWER THE DOOR NAKED CARRYING A BOTTLE OF RUM DOESN'T MEAN YOU CAN STARE NEIGHBORS.
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