So how many shot glasses of coffee grounds make a pot?
Be here at 3:30. We'll find out how much beer can fit in a Mini Cooper.
If youre the one that ate my brownies this morning I only have two things to say to you
Those had pot in them
And good luck on your interview asshole
I was going to call you an awful person for that. but then i realized we're both awful people.
Really* awful people.
This girl can open a bottle without using her hands and she's 21. She meets my standards
When you wake up in your dorm right outside your room with the key in the door, then you will understand my pain.
her body is proportioned like a family guy character
I just haven't been myself lately. I slept with a guy 21 years older than me and I've been wearing my hair in a center part.
is it too much for me to say that i have a ziplock bag with ice in it in my underwear?
this temple that is my body is starting to crumble and turn into ruins
Why can't I come over and snuggle you and make you lick my boots
HOLY FUCK I almost floated out of the city. Thank god my dog kept me down.
He told me if he passed out to wake him by sitting on his face, and if he suffocated at least he would die happy. Found the one.
I woke up with a black eye and a buttplug...not sure I really want to know what happened.
So there is a 50% chance that he just left my house and a 100% chance that I have to be up for work in 2 hours...
Randomize
