I realized that I've made out with a different boy almost every time we've gone to mcgoreys....I don't need a boyfriend...I have that bar
respond to me or i'm telling everyone that you inserted a vodka soaked tampon into your anus
You totally drew a penis wizard on my closet that says "I travel for cock rock"
truck drivers should not leave their trucks unlocked with cigarettes inside when we're drunk and walking around.
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he called us the olsen twins. we also rapped ignition much to his dismay.
This is stressing me out. I feel like I need to eat the dick.
I feel like I ran a fucking marathon on my knees last night and there are bruises to prove it.
The heart of my unhappiness in my job is that it's not a place where coworkers and I can draw dicks on everything to amuse each other
Celebrating landing my dream job by watching zombie movies and drinking free booze in the bath. I'm like 90% sure I just won life.
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We had sex in the church bell tower and somehow it still feels right.
About 98% sure I just walked by some dude jerking it in the library. I'm guessing his college experience isn't going as planned
The port-o-potty that I peed in last night didn't actually have a toilet in it. And i never told anyone until this moment.
It's volleyball. Just do it. You want to look sporty. Save sexy librarian for another day.
I need a guy who can see in me what the lesbian community sees in me
The girls said some drunk guy in footie pajamas was asking for me when they opened the doors. I thought we agreed you were gonna stay home and microwave me some bacon.
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