I'm so bored and have no one to sexy text
No, a stripper letting you buy her dinner is not the same as a girlfriend.
It's all fun and games until the last slice of pizza gets bong water spilled on it.
High as balls & about to be tanning. Helloooo 15 minute vacay.
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Last night I went to an anything but cups party. I took a hummingbird feeder. It was a terrible decision.
He doesn't fuck you and he's married, why do you keep letting him cum all over your stomach?
In the hopes he'll just put it in one day?
I never thought that taking apart multiple age 5 and under puzzles would be part of my house party clean up process.
Yeah, sorry about that. I just couldn't stop.
I'm going to a foam party and gonna grind someones dick off hayy
I've never heard of anyone celebrating the holidays with a fuck buddies family before.
....I'll be expecting my trophy when I return.
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this is why ugly people need low self esteem. it stops them from doing shit like this.
therea a video of her dad walking in while i screamed "lets have a fashion show!" and fell off the table
She looked up at the menu and yelled this is my absolute favorite literacy
Well that's my green light to bang ur brother. Its not real til its on fb
Woke up this morning with fake blood all over my bed which is a positive considering last year it was all real blood
I just poured two shots of fireball into my Rapunzel mug I love finals.
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