69 |D_O
wtf does that mean??
it's a very specialized emoticon, means 'i heard you fucking some dude through my bedroom wall last night and so i listened intently"
i threw up in his kitchen sink and then used a measuring cup to drink water because i couldn't find a clean glass. i just threw up down the stairs. it's gonna be a long walk home.
There's a group of australian girls next to me. can't take them seriously. think they are going to turn into mr g
That glade motion activator thing keeps going off every time we pass the bong. I don't know what I'm getting high off right now.
Also, I've sobered up around 5am, in Delaware. I remember making this decision, and highly regret it now.
It was like riding a jackhammer on a train during an earthquake. THAT amazing.
apparently i saved myself a memo last night titled "cake" and all it says is "i love it so much"
When hitting a Woodchuck bottle with a machete, glass will fly back and cut your face.
I hope you did not try this.
He titled his birthday party on facebook, "BJ's in PJ's- an adult slumber party." I'm the only one invited.
And for some reason I just want to have sex with EVERYTHING
i only stock magnum condoms so if the guy i bring home doesn't fit in them he only gets to eat me out. no exceptions.
Six words: 3rd Degree Burn On My Dick
why is "bang the student affairs grad assistant" the third highest thing on your semester goals list
I jizzed in his mayonnaise and put it back in the fridge. Shouldn't have stolen my weed.
I just used a bag of jelly beans as an arm weight...I'm not sure what to think of myself
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