he's 24. he finally texted me instead of using facebook chat. baby steps.
got weed?
I'm really tired of you accidentally texting me when your doing illegal things. I'm taking away your phone.
sorry mom...
You litterally reached into some girls shirt, pulled out her tit and yelled whats up with this guy.
If Jimminey Cricket were here with me he would be so disappointed.
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Just got walked in on during safety inspections
Think you passed?
tan lines, throwing up everclear on the beach, doing lifeguards, tequila...summer.
she just gave me a present from you... on a stripper pole. in front of the whole club. :)
WHY ISNT THIS A PICTURE MESSAGE
I think I just got a contact from my own exhale. Def dying.
somedays, I wish the drugs you give me would convince me they were a bad idea preingestion.
where's the fun in that?
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Now I'm obligated to stay and cuddle with her because the condom broke. Fuck.
So how exactly do I backtrack from motorboating and ass grabbing?
Can't really tell your Mom you are moody due to dick deprivation.
Woke up this morning to a bunch of snapchats of you drunkenly yelling at grasshoppers. Good night?
If you can give me an orgasm, you'll get a trophy.
I don't think there's a ladylike way to tell this guy I want to sit on his face
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