I just told her she was a heartbeat above a blowup doll.
I AM OVULATING LIKE A STEAM ENGINE.
So... on the count of three, we are going to forget last night ever happened... 1...2...3
filling out my bracket based on schools with ppl I've hooked up with
Def regretting not writing "will blow for extra credit" on my last final
I love that the power of margaritas brought us back together.
This is great- I found hangover detoxifying bath salt online. It flushes out the alcohol. We need this.
I obviously couldn't but this on your fbook wall. I would get judge. I would willingly get tbagged by him. You can quote me on that.
We were tripping too hard to figure out to tell him where we were so we sent a picture of me laying outside the tent saying "find us"
Would it be appropriate to cancel a hookup to watch the golden globes?
absolutely. tina fey and amy poehler trump everything.
I'm wearing fairy wings and I broke my wizard staff. If this isn't the most happy but sad moment of my life , I don't know what is.
MEAN GIRLS IS ON NETFLIX! I REPEAT, MEAN GIRLS IS ON NETFLIX! THIS IS NOT A DRILL! I LITERALLY NOW HAVE TO CANCEL ALL OF MY WEEKEND PLANS.
Man i fell asleep on a random persons porch on the way home and woke up to the family banging on the windows trying to wake me up
Can we relax the "married man" rule just once?
Remember the Giant sandworm from the movie Dune? Well that's about how big his dick is. No bulshit.
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