It doesn't have to be a walk of shame...just pretend he took you to breakfast.
No one shows this much boob at breakfast
oh great. the only prospects for sex left for the night are douchebag in the ed hardy shirt & frodo-looking ass
fuck it... i'll be the lord of his rings
Also thongs make me have to fart a lot.
16 and pregnant actually makes me really happy that i'm gay
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I KNOW. I'm like, ew who are these ppl. And then I remember I'm traveling to New York to accidentally hook it with two different dudes in one weekend.
do you realize that she was the awkward lesbian in high school and now bangs more girls than probably both of us combined?!
for breakfast I had vodka and flavor blasted goldfish. and I'm topless.
Omfg amy I'm not kidding you I think a blow job is what landed me in the hospital
You pissed off the back deck while listening to the national anthem from your phone screaming America Fuck Yea to my neighbors
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I just spilled my beer on a five year old. She's crying but I can promise you I'm more upset.
I’m a coke loving, addy selling, pot smoking CRIMINOLOGY major. If there isn't irony in that I give up.
seriously considering getting an electric blanket rather than sleeping with guys this winter for warmth.
It's 6am and I had to explain to the gas station attendant why I didn't have shoes on and I'm covered in maple syrup.
Went to a club yesterday was dirty dancing with this guy, reached back to move my hair and punched him in the face.
ANTI-GAME
I am so proud to call you my friend
We need a signal or code word for "I basically shaved my whole body and we should touch each other tonight".
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