I can only date guys with blackberrys
I just decided its a new prereq to talk to me
Sex on a kitchen table is not as amazing as they make is seem in the movies.
So random guy from last night came over tonight. I told myself I wasn't going to sleep with him but he had some killer dirty talk and a big penis in his arsenal...what was I supposed to do? Supposedly he lost his virginity to his wife and since their divorce a year ago I'm the 1st girl he's slept with, I feel like I just re-took his virginity...I feel like a rockstar.
I didn't realize he wasn't circumcised... it looked like the Unibomber...
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i couldnt tell she was wearing a bumpit until she started giving me head
i have received so many congratulations texts this morning. sleeping with him really was a good decision.
the worst part is we had a camera rolling
Did his mom notice it when she saw u guys?
Yes.
I have to watch that.
if by "adventure" you actually mean "getting ridiculously high and shaving our legs," then yes.
I'm gonna go drown myself in the shower. Make sure to cover me up before the paramedics arrive. I'm too fat to be seen naked right now.
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I shit you not ... they just advertised a recruiting service for strippers at this concert.
Sex with him is like pizza, it can be shitty but its stillll pizza.....
I don't even have his number. I have his pants tho
ditto.
about cumming, not toast
The playlist was "songs to sing in the shower". I literally got fucked to Footloose.
The career specialist read an Onion article to us. Please send help.
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