Dual, econ, hell, shiv, aunt, puppy. 1 out of 6. T9 word needs to learn how to cuss like me.
So for his birthday I'm planning on doing what stripper did when she put the matches on her nipples..lights them n makes him blow them out..SEE I AM dating material.
xbox live and facebook are tricking me into believing I actually have an active social life
it will be a sad day when drinking racks of keystone isnt socially acceptable anymore
All I'm saying is that she needs to invest in some razors. But her head game is great. The pros and cons in last minute hook-ups
Why the fuck did you text me at 4 in the morning telling me not to have sex with the bird?
Is it too early to say this year has been a blur?
I will pre answer that I did not see it the fun way. He was peeing outside.
He just walked from his house to mine. Walked in and asked for a hug and then left.. And he's sober.
I still feel like a bad person. A shoulder to cry on became a dick to suck.
If anyone remembers any details of tonight please address concerns to my lawyer. This is a mass text.
Also bring a pizza or no entry to my vagina OR the fort.
Cheese only
MY GOD WHY DIDN'T I TAKE PHOTOS OF HIS CREDIT CARDS WHILE HE WAS SLEEPING
Just come here quick. I'm home in 3min. It will take you literally less than 5 to walk. Then 2 to undress, 16 to fuck, 2 to dress again and 5 to walk back..!!
exactly 16 eh??
She's writing hockey erotica again.
Tell her to pick another team besides ours this time.
Randomize
