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(781): View more from Massachusetts

yours is so small it looks like an acorn!!

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(706): View more from Georgia

Just used the D.E.N.N.I.S system successfully.

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(601): View more from Mississippi

you convinced me to pee myself because I was wearing dark jeans.

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(337): View more from Louisiana

Here's the thing. I'm really high and have lots of questions about lightning.

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(503): View more from Oregon

Tell your friends I said hi and that if they touch your penis I'll cut off their hands.

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(559): View more from California

She told me she gets scared easily and that I had to protect her. Then I made a condom joke that ended up making her cry... All bad dude

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(818): View more from California

On a scale of 1-10 how seriously are we considering being sugar babies?

(1-818): View more from California

I'm about a 7.95

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(717): View more from Pennsylvania

His dick isn't even good enough to be this much of an asshole

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(803): View more from South Carolina

Have you considered murder?

(757): View more from Virginia

Other than my credit score and this bowl of oatmeal, not really. It's very messy

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