That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
And there might be a gallon of sangria without the lid on the floor in your room. Just be careful when you open the door.
For looking exactly like her, she tasted less like her sister than I would've thought
and after i failed the breathalyzer i said to the cop "i've never been very good at tests"....
You would be my first round pick for a drinking team
Maybe we could get a groupon for vasectomy. I'm game.
Well he was saying something about being emotionally unavailable since his dad died, but then I blew him in a tree and he shut up
If by some world ending natural disaster I get into an actual relationship with this kid, should I tell him the truth about the web of lies I've based our current relationship on?
Let's just say that in a last ditch effort to avoid getting arrested I said to the cop "but I'm not even that drunk" and he proceeded to point out (in front of a crowd) that I had "fucking pissed my pants"
It's days like today, when my bra and underwear match, that make me feel like I'm getting my life together...
She referred to my balls as rotund and handsome
I gave three different guys a boner at the same time last night, and none of them are in the same city as I am. That's achievement.
I need to calm my uterus...
Standing straight up with intensity he came in his own mouth. I know this because he showed me the video from five different angles when asked if I would like him to demonstrate. And I did.
I swear to god, if you ever yell my name during sex with my sister again..your balls will be stapled to your nipples.
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