Is it 'vaginas' or 'vaginae?'. Either way there were a shit ton of them.
Lady GaGa only went backwards in convincing me she's not a man at the VMAs.
sorry i interrupted the heart to heart you were having with your bathrobe last night
Yeah sketchy neighborhood.. Some woman ran by screaming, "i didn't steal anything" as some cops rolled up and arrested her.
its taking every last moral i have not to steal this bike
you still have morals?
Well actually itd just be too hard to ride the bike with this large rake i just stole
It honestly wasnt my fault this time. i was in shock. WHO THE FUCK OWNS A PEACOCK?!
Drinking wine out of an empty soup can and watching spongebob squarepants.. I eveb hate myself
I don't know but the stairs are covered in apples
I AM OVERLY HIGH AND OVERLY AWARE OF MY TONGUE IN MY MOUTH
You'd be amazed at how difficult it is to find pics of the helicopter dick
I am very proud of your internet skills
New BDSM fun fact. When you get spanked hard enough with a flat object, you get welts. Welcome to thunderdome, bitches.
And your boyfriend doesn't mind you constantly taking pictures of his dick just to freak out your brother?
its more like he's accepted that he can't stop me
He told me that he'd ride his snowmobile from Cincinnati to Toledo in this blizzard just so I could give him head.
How don't you remember..? You were getting handfuls of skittles out from our bra screaming TASTE THE RAINBOW.
I just did my taxes to sober up, I'm THAT hungover
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