I had to get a ride home from that girl that slept with 3/4 of the band
If I see one more duchette wearing Ed Hardy, but not actually having a real tattoo. I swear Im gonna shank a bitch.
The only thing i was looking forward to on 4th of july was the google logo and they let me down. That and beer, lots and lots of beer
On that note; HAPPY 21: THE SEQUEL from the back of an ambulance!!
i'm on the subway and being revisted by the ghosts of tequilas past.
James is trying to butt-heads with a moose. I don't know whether I should stop him or just sit back and watch where this goes.
Novelty of the week: Getting my lipstick back in an evidence bag
How can other people our age be acting like adults when I'm still taking my birth control pill with left over gin and tonic from the night before?
Watching a bear prancing around in a tiara is worth a loss of bar time.
How don't you remember..? You were getting handfuls of skittles out from our bra screaming TASTE THE RAINBOW.
Im playing a game I have to take a drink every time my gram asks me the same question hammered by 4 guaranteed
I peed in Andys sink the other day bc I didnt want him to hear me pee
I have two bottles of emergency tequila stashed under my desk at work.
True life: I got so drunk that i took a shower with my clothes on at 4 am...
I ran into the marine at the grocery store. Its like my vag and his penis have this way of finding each other when I least want it.
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