But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
Sarah, plain, and tall I adore you
I have two black x marks on my hands.
Yep you got cut off last night after a stripper bent over in front of you and you screamed very loudly 'I can see your soul from here'
damnit I wish I could remember that.
im on my way to getting "i just graduated college with no money, no job, and no plan" drunk
I just googled maps his house, and took the virtual tour back to my apartment, just so I could visualize the walk of shame in the morning
we were fucking and all I could think about is how my silly bands were glowing in the dark.
So the bartender just told me that there was numerous people who saw me having sex on the rooftop last weekend. +1
I'm making celebratory pizza rolls. They're a lot like regular pizza rolls, but without the taste of shame.
Makes Sense, i generally dont want the same person two days in a row. Its like what i pick for supper, i like variety
I asked if he wanted to sext and he just started sending me pictures of his beard.
There was booze on his face and I wanted it. I'm not sorry.
Walk of shame dressed as a Christmas tree, it happened. Ho ho ho bitches
My parents just told me that if I stop drinking I could do something great with my life...
They obliviously haven't seen you dance on top of a pool table then
We'll get you some ice cream, but no sprinkles. Sprinkles are for winners.
I have an empty apartment, Chinese food, and fresh batteries in my vibrator. There's nothing on this earth that could lure me out tonight.
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