Hey, remember that girl at rocklobster you thought was hot but were to pussy to talk to? You were right, her boobs are fake and she gives the best head on the planet. Can you come pick me up?
You're dead to me.
Those are some awfully high standards for someone of your weight
Judging by what's in the bathroom right now, I see you graced us with your presence last night.
New Jersey isn't a real state, it's just a myth you tell little kids to scare them like Canada or Carrot Top
Is it bad that on the course evaluation it said "do you normally try harder than other students in class" and i circled "absolutely false"?
I don't have any food so I made a martini so I could eat the olives. Don't tell me I can't think outside the box.
i dont think duct tape can fix my g spot
lets call myth busters
I may only be a second year med student but I feel very confident in calling that a micropenis.
Everything gets a little fuzzy after the flats of jello shots, but I do have a vague recollection of being at the top of a large human pyramid
Your excessive judging is making this uncomfortable
I can HEAR him staring at your boobs.
I got laid two nights in a row
And none for Gretchen Wieners...
I just don't know how to say "I want to have sex you with before you graduate" in a classy way
BRIAN AND ANTHONY SPOON FED MY BROTHER MACARONI AND CHEESE WHILE HE WAS FUCKING ZARA. THEY WENT TO HIGHFIVE HIM AND ZARA WAS LIKE "WOO!" AND HIGHFIVED THEM FIRST
Do you think Root Touch Up or Just for Men would work better on pubes?
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