Don't go all Obama on me. George Bush this decision and just do it. Thinking's for the morning after
I FOUND THE PROF I'M GOING TO FUCKKKK.
Nope it's him. He's whispering to himself and buying asparagus.
Max was wondering if he could trade you sex for the use of your jumper cables
I wish we could skip the pretense of being normal and just start drinking wine with breakfast
Just did a relay race involving shotgunning beers, cannonballs and riding a blowup whale. Never want to leave vacation.
we played a my little pint drinking game. It was awesome.
After her AA meeting, she was on the phone with her mom, and when she said, "they're making me start over with Step 1," I quietly sang, "cut a hole in the box".
I'm beginning to worry that I seem to get along best with people when I'm naked with them.
After a little too much, I decided public urination was a constitutional right.. Nearly got deported for that one
Dude, we tried to feed you but you just started sobbing and ran away
Got hit on by the cable guy. Solid 9. Think Orlando Bloom with a glorious curly mullet.
so as he was cumming he sort of growled with one eye squinted... for a moment there I thought I was fucking Popeye
If you don't see me at the bar tomorrow night, I was most likely captured by the communists.
Correction: *I* watched JoJo's Bizarre adventure while he snored asleep on me cock still fully inside me.
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