you really need to stop walk of shaming home from theme parties.
remind me tomorrow that nothing happen between me and the guy who's shirt i'm wearing
you were convinced campus grass and foliage would give you your daily serving of vegetables to balance out the amount of alcohol you drank.
Just tipped at a bar in cheerios. Suck it.
your cum blends into my yellow sheets :/
they found her hiding behind the couch trying to feed a cabbage patch doll a bottle of tequila. please tell me she's on birth control.
On the oral sex Super Bowl board I drew 7 and 1. If I get lucky, someone will be swallowing during Madonna's half time. I'm sure she'd approve.
I sang "A Whole New World" while I took his virginity
That is awesome that you did that.
My drug dealer just made me weigh out my own weed because he was in the middle of taking his law enforcement final
I can't thank you enough for the well-timed blowjob. What a huge improvement in my outlook on the day.
Well I didn't get a shacker shirt but I somehow managed to come home with superman socks
ayo
its like you know when i get waxed
You'll never fully grasp an awkward walk of shame until you run into his mom while you're trying to sneak out. Then to make matters worse you have to ask her to mover car because it's blocking you in.
and I lost my effing shirt.
So drunk last night I reviewed my recent anazon purchase of secret deodorant. Trust me, it was eloquent.
Wait, you met him on Onlyfans? The guy from last night? Which one of you is the fan?
Because one of you banged your stalker
Randomize
