you need to know that there is a kid here wearing an i mosh for Jesus shirt
So me and friend just finished Eiffel towering this girl and sounds great in theory but after the high five has commenced its just a weird threesome especially when you make eye contact with your buddy during the session
some guy just walked up to the bench i was on, backflipped off of it, gave me his number and walked away....i love this city
We had unprotected sex and she's eating life cereal for breakfast. The universe is telling me get the plan b for her
And I know a few people wouldnt want to even be around high people. Which is sad. But jet packs are cool.
I'm voting my liver organ of the month. The award ceremony is next weekend.
He took my virginity but also my remaining pizza. i dont know how to feel right now.
This popcorn tastes like salt and regret. It reminds me of the first blowjob I ever gave.
You've ruined popcorn for me.
Lift me 50ft in the air like a tow truck but with your penis
How high are you exactly
should i save it for someone special or be a feminist and be like "my vagina doesnt define me"
I just fell out of my doorway to go to class so if that doesn't describe how my night went idk what will
Sorry. We had to leave because I knocked a guy out for saying "yolo".
So what if you don't want to be with your family. Go drink alone and watch Netflix like a normal person, don't be productive!
Just had to break it to that one guy that I can't sleep w him bc he looks identical to my brother. So how's your morning?
It’s amazing such a big dick belongs to such a boring guy
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