i think ur clone was at the club last week. she slapped some tall girl in the face who tried to steal her spot on the podium. i dont know if ur like her, but she seemd like a ninja badass with superpowers
Eric got herpes from Jo-ann
That's what he deserves for hooking up with a french canadian
I know it may not be fiscally responsible to pregame fifty cent night, but I'm gonna go ahead and do it anyway.
He's fat, has man boobs, and is uncircumsized. I feel like I won the last woman on earth prize.
I haven't found him passed out in the living room covered in noodles for a while now so I guess he's getting better with the drinking.
I think you're going to have to drive me to white haven. I don't know if my brain can handle having my mom drop me off at a strip club.
I should know better than to trust a man I've seen cry on multiple occasions to give me accurate sports information.
Pitting the remainder of the bottle against my hangover. I'm expecting an all out cage match for my soul and wellbeing.
How do you respond to a booty call from yesterday?
When you're really drunk, Japanese toilets just have an unnecessary amount of buttons.
Can you please come in my room and pour water in my mouth? Too hungover to move. btw who is this guy in my bed? Can't see his face. Cute?
Never again will I go to my mom's side of the family's parties. After the bride and groom cut the head off the roasted pig together they boarded their RV and rode off into the sunset.
Took the ex out to the bar, then left with her and her best friend....and you said this was a bad thing.
I'd invite you over to drink but then I wouldn't be drinking by myself.
This is the weekend we were supposed to be in Vegas making bad decisions hoping no one got VD, not stuck at home for the 900th day in a row
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