Nope it's a specific set of cards not like a normal ace, queen king thing....kinda like UNO, but instead of yelling UNO you get shitfaced
Omg. It looks like a crack pipe exploded in your mouth.
I'm in the laundromat a drunk armenian guy keeps trying to help me fold my laundry. Ah i'm going to miss queens.
Even though he is humpbacked he is really good in bed.
I really wanna punch him. Right in his cell-phone-sized penis
Just got to school and somone already mentioned the amount of cereal im carrying.
He passes out, I smoke his kush. All's fair in love and a disappointing lack of sex.
Homegirl just dropped a candle on the floor major party foul. Thought it make you feel better.
Who topped off the "random beer mix" beer bong with a pinch of pepper?? All you could taste was busch and pepper...
I need you to help me convince Steph that she will like Tequila if she would chase it with A-1
Where did this racoon skin hat, stop sign and bag full of tacos come from?
Narnia or $5 pitcher night either way
I just had sex over my oven then high fived the guy. It's going to be a good year.
It's a lube slip n slide down the hallway now. Details later.
I think I've been inadvertently participating in a contest to see how many times I can show up to work hungover in my first year of teaching. And I'm the only participant. Not sure if I'm winning or losing.
u would mumble something and then get unnecessarily loud and say random shit like 'id fuck the shit out of taylor hanson right now'
Randomize