There are just some things I refuse to put in my mouth.
Dude i just saw JT leaving the hospital. He drove there to get fluids because he was too drunk, so they hooked him up to an IV so he didn't get alcohol poisoning. Did I mention he drove there? Oh yea and our roommates in the hospital with alcohol poisoning, she just puked up coal. So many ppl are here, it's like a hospital party, I love spring quarter!
i was unsuccessful, further solidifying for me that girls should not masturbate.
He told me his condom was going to expire tomorrow and he needed to use it. I can't believe I fell for it.
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Does slim fast make a chocolate heart for valentines? If so that's what she's getting.
the last girl i hooked up with and the last guy i hooked up with are hooking up right now. this is where bisexuality becomes a problem.
buying my parents vodka for Christmas is like buying a normal person socks.
I'll have to explain it to you tonight when i call drunk. It will sound better
no dude I'm not doing anything bad to her...remember she's always the DD she has blackmail material on literally all of us
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Oh thank the gods of upholstery, i thought that was never coming out...
I happen to have lost a black t-shirt and the volume button from my phone last night. If anyone finds it. You know what to do.
It just makes me feel nauseous. And I don't want to feel nauseous when all I really want is to get off.
There is what appears to be urine on the woman's bathroom sink. I just have so many questions right now.
only you would understand that I was talking from the perspective of my boobs
Is it ok to bone a former patient who is also a client? Since it is two negatives does that cancel and become a positive?
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