i threw up in over 4 different places last night. it was like a world tour
i hope chris hansen doesn't have a boat
Yo dude either Brian has herpes or he was jerking off to Web MD 'cause I just walked in on him
My last google search last night was 'vodka swimming pool'.
I just remember her telling me "Hi, my names Kaissa and I'm a lesbian" over and over and over and over again as I was crying.
oh but the power of the cock will take you to places you never been..i flew to hawaii once to sleep witha chick
one of them held the wheel while the other one changed her pants. while driving. on the thruway. what
Just bought a 17 year old 40's while wearing a poncho. This behavior is acceptable until I'm 25.
Just had a random flashback of you tickling some guy's nipple with your claw ring, and then him moaning and stripping in the middle of the bar. You give good memories.
After it was shut down sean literally made out with four separate girls between the 100 feet to our house. It was a rampage.
I'm pretty sure there a million tiny ninjas in my uterus poking me with sticks.
took over 12 bombs tonight and we still aren't hooking up. Wait how am I functioning
dude, where are you? this beer run has taken so long i read war and peace, took a nap, and shaved 3 times.
My life is a video game called get the drunk princess back to her castle, thank you to all that participated
Wanna get drunk and play candy land? If so you are 2 steps behind.
Randomize
